ADD Kittens

"Our research shows that an overwhelming majority of kittens begin displaying classic symptoms of ADD and ADHD within their first two to three weeks of life, symptoms such as uncontrollable, aggressive hyperactivity, constant squirming and being easily distracted by irrelevant sights, sounds, and extraneous stimuli - a ball of yarn or a toy mouse. Novartis will soon bring to market Kitilan, a specially formulated derivative of Ritilan made exclusively for kittens to help curb their symptoms." Recoil, December 2005.

I think the PickleOs need Kitilan for their ADD kitten. What do you think?

I laughed out loud reading this article over a pineapple smoothie at the Hungry Heart Cafe tonight with the cutest and teeniest pregnant lady you'll ever find, my wife.