Life as a Baby

Wouldn't it be great if people smiled at you every time you smiled?

Wouldn't it be great if people cheered you on each time you farted?

Wouldn't it be great if people hooted in congratulations each time you burped?

Wouldn't it be great if people smiled and talked back to you each time you uttered a noise?

Wouldn't it be great if people got exited about your poops?

Ah, the life of Sam.