An Open Letter to Stephen King

Dear Stephen,

Give me back my wife. Whenever she reads one of your books, she becomes so engrossed, I feel like you have taken her from me.

So, I propose that you do not write any more new books. That way she can't be engrossed by any new material.

Thankfully, my wife reads quickly so her absence is short. Last Saturday she began reading "Duma Key" and I expect she'll finish it tonight (Monday).

She comments on the book to me and laughs heartily at your sense of humor. That's the extent of her communication with me when she's reading.

Sincerely Yours,

A Lonely Husband